I received a text from the lovely Mrs. Koda shortly after I arrived at the office this morning.
Mrs Koda: Did you make it in to work OK?
Me: Yes, I’m here occupying my desk. #PleaseSendSnacks
Mrs Koda: You should have thought of that BEFORE you committed yourself!
Me: You’ve left me no option but to go and occupy another seat in the cafe for lunch.
Me: I will dine a FREE MAN!!!
Mrs Koda: Keep it to yourself, Captain Moron!