Captain Moron

I received a text from the lovely Mrs. Koda shortly after I arrived at the office this morning.

Mrs Koda: Did you make it in to work OK?

Me: Yes, I’m here occupying my desk. ‪#‎PleaseSendSnacks‬

Mrs Koda: You should have thought of that BEFORE you committed yourself!

Me: You’ve left me no option but to go and occupy another seat in the cafe for lunch.

Me: I will dine a FREE MAN!!!

Mrs Koda: Keep it to yourself, Captain Moron!

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